UnioNoMics 101

I graduated from Morgan State two whole years ago (clap for me bitch! © Buck Nasty), got my diploma and everything. So two weeks ago I ordered my transcript, for reasons that for now shall remain untold. Now cut to yesterday, I receive a letter stating that they can’t give me my transcript because the Office of Residence Life has a hold on my account! For what?! I can’t owe anyone any money, otherwise they’d never have given me my diploma! Just cause they’re a bunchof fuckin’ haters!

Assholes, the whole lot of em

But please believe they already deposited my check paying for the transcripts. The bastards are pretty much holding my money hostage! They took that money first chance they got, meanwhile I still have to wrestle with ORL before I get my transcript. This is some straight-up bullshit

~Knowledge

In the midst of all this oil spill hub-bub, and people being mad that Obama isn’t doing enough or is doing too little. I think we’ve all forgotten one very important fact:

George Dubya Bush is not in office anymore. As bad as you may think Obama is doing, he’s leaps and bounds better than that fool. AND he came into office right after Bush, meaning he has to clean-up Bush’s various messes. So as a reminder that we oughta count our blessings, here are some awesome Bush quotes:

*queue Michael Jackson – Remember The Time*

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

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