UnioNoMics 101

UnioNoMics convo:


Da Vinci: They got a grown up dora the explorer?!?
Knowledge: The ass fat?
Da Vinci: Wtf is she explorin? It better be my draws
Da Vinci: I can't see it from the front so I think not
Knowledge: Damn
Knowledge: Where is she?
Knowledge: Hook us up
Da Vinci: Lol iono all I know is [my sister] and I are watchin icarly and the commercial to play on her website came on. This big headed bimbo got the nerve to have more taco friends
Knowledge: Taco friends?!!!!!
Da Vinci: Lol yeah they all got goya tatoos on they legs and everything
Knowledge: Bwahaha
Knowledge: They wildin
Da Vinci: Lol u kno I made up the tat part
Knowledge: U never know
Knowledge: U is what u stay eatin
Da Vinci: U is?
Knowledge: Maybe goya ass niggas become gorditas
Da Vinci: Lol
Da Vinci: I heard in mexico hoes be trickin for bottled water
Knowledge: Son if they made condoms that could protect against hot sauce pussy I'd be down there rat now!
Da Vinci: Lmao

props to Bumstuff.wordpress. com for these...NY bums are the most creative and unique of their kind. I just wish that they would put half of this energy and effort into getting their lives back on track

How a father-son masturbation lecture SHOULD be given lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE